April 27th, 2023
Is Ruby’s Chili Better Than Sex? Doc Investigates Which Is Hotter…
People often say this food was better than sex.
Frankly, that’s terrifying.
I’ve been admitted to a hospital, banned from Burger King properties, chased by the Mexican police and atleast one Cartel, and had my credit score increase by 50 points after some of my escapades.
So, I’d like to submit this Award winning chill served to me today at Rubys was better than dry humping. Can I say that? I mean don’t get me wrong, this is literally the best chilli I’ve ever had…Better than sex? Ehh, definitely better than dry humping. Do people still do that?
My marketing team says I can’t say dry humping. So, uh…
Ruby’s Award Winning Chilli, better than hands stuff…
Your friend in food,
Doc
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